This first sign means, "I love dirt."
"Yes I did just throw a pencil at you. Whaddayagonna do about it?"
This one is especially existential. "I have cried, wined, flailed and pounded, and yet here I still sit, restrained, inhibited, strapped. Why, why, why?"
Or, more succinctly,
"Let me outa here."
"I could strike you out with my eyes closed."
And finally, my favorite, "Kiss me, Momma!"